The list here is for entertainment only. Nothing serious, nothing offensive. Girls in China have many great traits actually.
1. When her car runs out of gas, she will call you and expect you to physically show up at the gas station to save her, instructing her via phone does not work.
2. When you guys do Christmas shopping, you have to buy her a gift first and then buy other gifts for family and friends. You are not supposed to leave the store without buying her anything.
3. When you do grocery shopping, all kinds of shopping, you have to carry all the bags, including her purse!
4. She does not like dogs, since she thinks dogs are dirty and annoying.
5. Don’t ever try to kiss her on the first date, because she will think all you want is just taking advantage of her if you do so.
6. It is very common that you guys do not have sex life in the first half year of dating.
7. The “Third Date” rule does not apply to Chinese girls in China.
8. You are expected to take her to Neiman Marcus for shopping as soon as possible, that is the way to show her you are interested.
9. You are not allowed to go with discounts, good deals, coupons and any other smart ways of shopping, since she will think you are a stingy and cheap guy.
11. You are expected to pay for the all the expense on every date with her.
12. The date with her must happen in a nice restaurant for a full meal. Coffees or little drinks will make her think you are a cheap guy.
10. You will constantly be compared with her girlfriends’ boyfriends, and be blamed if you did not do something that other boyfriends do.
11. You have to buy her what her girlfriends’ boyfriends bought for him, otherwise, you will be claimed that you do not take her seriously.
12. After having sex with her, she will be attached to you forever, since she thinks the reason you have sex with her is wanting to marry her.
13. You have to let her know where you are, what you are doing, who are you with every hour.
14. You have to reply her text message in 1 min after you got hers, otherwise she will assume you are with another woman.
15. The concept of “dating” does not exist. You have to become her boyfriend after three dates, otherwise people will think you are playing her.
16. You will see her go out alone with one of your buddies, and you are not allowed to get jealous, and the other way around, you are free to go out with her girlfriend alone as well.
17. Never take her to drinks, because she will get drunk after one shot, and think all you want is getting her pass out and fuck her.
18. Once you meet her parents, you have to marry her right away, otherwise, you will be considered as playing her and her parents.
19. In the meeting of her parents, you will be asked how much money do you make directly or indirectly.
20. You have to have your own property, rental is not allowed, to get the relationship green-lit by her parents.
21. You have to be ready for hanging out with six girlfriends of her and her frequently. Think about it, seven girls, and you are the only guy, going to Karaoke.
22. You will see a face of homeless man in her vagina, because Chinese girls in China do not shave.
23. You will see the thick pad, maybe with some bleeding through, on her pants during her period, because Chinese girls in China do not use tampon.
24. You will hear they say Tampon is for married women, after you guys have had sex for 50 times
25. She become totally freak during period, she does not drink regular water, do not shower, do not wash hands, because she believes tap water will disturb her hormone.
26. She will ask the waiter not to put ice in her water, because she believes cold water will hurt her body.
27. She will try every single way to make her eyes look larger, like thick eyeliner, three layers of fake eyelashes.
28. She will do facial mask everyday just for getting her skin look pale like a toilet paper. The paler her skin is, the happier she will be.
29. They do not drive, and do not even know how to drive. You have to or expected pick her up every time. Come on, even a handicap person can drive a auto transmission car, why you- Chinese girl can not drive?
30. Everytime she move to a new place, you are expected to be the Mexican moving specialist to carry all the heavy shit and assemble everything.
31. When her car has problems, she is not gonna call AAA, instead she will call you, and expect you to be the AAA.
32. She will tell her friends you guys are gonna married without even discussing with you.
33. She has no idea about the fact that you guys have already broke up even two months after the breaking up. It does not matter how clear you expressed it.
34. She will send you tons of nasty, threatening messages/ emails when she is angry.
35. She takes shower twice a week. Girls with long hair shower once a week
36. She think you will 80% marry her after three dates, and 100% marry her after having sex.
37. The only reason that she wants a boyfriend is having a free labor for heavy or stupid shit when she is in trouble
38. The other only reason for having a boyfriend is getting a person to feed her.
39. She gets hungry in the midnight all the time, and expect you to take her to dinner at 11pm
40. She expects you to take her to restaurant three times a day, seven days a week
41. If you guys are living in different cities, countries, everytime you visit her, she expects you to leave her CASH when you leave.
42. She will refer your beautiful house as her house, although she contributes nothing to the house.
43. After you guys live together, she will ask for managing all your money and track every penny that you spend
44. Your money is hers, and her money is hers.
To be continued……..
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